catmask:

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

striveattemptfail:

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

catchymemes:

lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

brattylikestoeat:

guerrillatech:

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

sexygaywizard:

ALT

grandparentcore:

they’re living the dream

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

writing-prompt-s:

It’s generally accepted that predatory species evolve eyes on the front, while prey species evolve eyes on the side. For this reason humans are among the few intelligent species not trusted by the galactic council.

creativepromptsforwriting:

creativepromptsforwriting:

What I hate about writing is when I have to write so much before I finally get to the part I actually wanted to write.

And then I finally get there and the part I wanted to write now doesn’t fit in anymore with the story I wrote so far.

crimsondoom39:

queen-bitchiest:

tanoraqui:

blissymbolics:

blissymbolics:

Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory. 

Crowley: I was totally planning on teleporting to this galaxy 4.3 light-years away but then you died and I was sad :(

Aziraphale: Oh I’m sorry. But listen, I need you to go to this village about an hour outside of London

Crowley: You Want me to GO WHere?? How the– how the FUuuck am I supposed to- I can’t Drive, it’s Rush Hour! You want me to WaLK?? In the Rain??! Please, be Realistic.

I cannot express the effect this post had on me. I read it aloud to my roommate and she burst into helpless laughter because it had never occurred to her that Crowley could do anything to get to Tadfield but drive the Bentley. It absolutely never had occurred to me, either. We both have been reading, rereading, and loving this book for about a decade now.

how dare you hide this in the tags omg

[ID: #bold of you to assume he wasn’t going to drive to alpha centauri /end ID]